NAME

florian - common IT error diagnostic and engineering employee.

SYNOPSYS

cat error | florian
cat error | sendmail schiessl@depend.uni-saarland.de

DESCRIPTION

Reads errors from STDIN and tries to fix them. Utilizes vim(1) for file modifications.

RESPONSIBLE FOR

  • IT administration
  • servers
  • hardware
  • soldering

NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR

  • resource-aware programming

MODE OF OPERATION

  • computing-time is endless
  • memory is also endless
  • there is no such thing like ‘power-consumption’
  • the complexity of a problem is proportional to the amount of lemonade needed to fix it
  • try before google
  • assume everything works as expected
  • google after exception

KNOWN BUGS

  • the time needed to fix one error is quadrupled with every new instance of florian running simultaneously.
  • delays every input between 12:30 CEST and 13:30 CEST by one hour.

SEE ALSO

AUTHOR

Florian Schießl
Campus Saarbrücken, E1.3, Room 533, 66123 Saarbrücken
Phone: +49 681 302-5638
E-Mail: schiessl@depend.uni-saarland.de
GnuPG / PGP: florian-schiessl-depend.asc