florian - common IT error diagnostic and engineering employee.
cat error | florian
cat error | sendmail email@example.com
Reads errors from STDIN and tries to fix them. Utilizes vim(1) for file modifications.
- IT administration
NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR
- resource-aware programming
MODE OF OPERATION
- computing-time is endless
- memory is also endless
- there is no such thing like ‘power-consumption’
- the complexity of a problem is proportional to the amount of lemonade needed to fix it
- try before google
- assume everything works as expected
- google after exception
- the time needed to fix one error is quadrupled with every new instance of florian running simultaneously.
- delays every input between 12:30 CEST and 13:30 CEST by one hour.